Let Me Tell You A Story

preludetoalife:

hemsworthss:

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Now this. THIS is a scene where I think Loki allows his true feelings for his brother to cloud his judgement. This is a scene where we see that Thor cares for Loki, and that Loki in turn, cares for Thor- it would have been much better for him not to go along with the plan- to plant the seed and ‘jump ship’ before it was too late. To let the usually egotistical, one-man-show of a brother of his, to go to Jotunheim all alone, and face the consequences in much the same way.

I don’t think it’s reluctance, or fear for his plans going awry that we see in the ‘what?’, in that expression… no. It’s genuine surprise. His brother, who has always been so strong, so capable of standing on his own - such a show off - didn’t even think it needed saying that his younger, obviously weaker, brother would be by his side in this battle. Loki is the one person Thor feels will be beside him without anything needing to be said; Thor needs Loki beside him- needs the reassurance of his brother’s presence (as we saw in the earlier deleted scene also - in which our ‘vain’ Thor asks Loki’s opinion of how he looks), and I think, perhaps, this is a moment in which, through all of his jealousy, all of his insecurities, Loki sees that, too.

Even just for this breif moment, before he returns to being a douche, Loki and Thor share a beautiful brotherly moment, and that wall of self-loathing Loki shrouds himself with disappears, for Thor and only Thor.

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this ship fucking hurts, otp:i love thor more dearly than any of you, otp:only ever wanted to be your equal, break my fucking heart why don't you, thor, loki, thorki, all the brother feelings, pretending to be a novelist see you next month, nanowrimo queue,

I like the booty, oh what a booty

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FML, it's the booty song!, avengers, avengers booty, ugh look at it, and there's even some armporn in there too courtesy of jeremy renner and chris hemsworth, and chris's back just makes me go asdfjkl;, pretending to be a novelist see you next month, nanowrimo queue,

toomanylokifeels:

kyoukinohana:

bronycurious:

h8seed:

livingtombstone:

cyrilmusic:

aussieasher:

the-pony-initiative:

I’ve been waiting for this gif since birth

THIS WAS LITERALLY THE BEST PART

If this was the entire movie I would be satisfied.

The Hulk is literally the best superhero.

It’s a pity that he stars in no good movies besides The Avengers. He’s always had bomb comics, though.

Am I really the only one who REALLY enjoyed “The Incredible Hulk” with Edward Norton?

Poor Thor lol

Bruce/Hulk is my favorite Avenger. He really needs more love (and Mark Ruffalo did a fantastic job).

I HATED both the Edward Norton and Eric Bana Hulk movies.

Mark Ruffalo’s Hulk though = A+++++

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seriously dude, mark ruffalo's hulk was the only one i ever liked, not even gonna lie, avengers, pretending to be a novelist see you next month, nanowrimo queue,

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leetakeuchi:

Question: Do you see Daniel Radcliffe and the rest of the cast now as much as you used to and… you guys worked with Harry Potter and the whole series for a long time, do you sometimes snap into your characters?

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toomanylokifeels:

forever reblog because chris evans is me.

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chris evans, beautiful people, pretending to be a novelist see you next month, nanowrimo queue,

tessaviolet:

PREACH IT, JOSS.

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gotrocksalt:

“Looking at Tony and Bruce’s outfits at the end of the movie, I’m just gonna put this out there: Bruce is wearing Tony’s clothes. They’re about the same size and build, Bruce’ outfit is way snazzier than his usual style, and we already know that Tony practically asked Bruce to move in with him the day they met. Tony loaned him an outfit from his no-doubt gargantuan Stark closet because they’re Science Bros now, plus Bruce’s only other clothes were reduced to a pair of torn short-shorts when he Hulked out. Also, Tony knows that this is Bruce’s first (positive) interaction with the press, and if there’s anything Tony Stark’s good at, it’s putting on a show.”

— Hello Tailor: “Costumes and Characters of The Avengers”.

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Dear Misha Collins,

spikeschilde621:

Why you?

I ask myself this all the time.

Why have I found such inspiration specifically from “Misha Collins?” Why not Jensen, or even Jared, who comes off as the friendliest and most honest guy out of the three of you.

You play up this… assholeishness, and frankly, I don’t buy it. You’ve let way too many honest moments slip through the cracks for me to believe that you’re a true jerk.

You’re relatable despite the whole actor thing and this celebrity worship I see here on Tumblr, which I’m, you know, totally guilty of.

But when I look at you, I still see a normal dude. You’re so much like my friends, so much like my own brother, who is probably the funniest, smartest guy I know.

You make me want to reach out to people. I can’t help it. I watched your YouTube video where you’re running and talking about Random Acts, and I buzzed. I itched to do something. Anything. I just wanted to get up and do fucking SOMETHING good in the world.

And then you were breathless, looking right into the camera and saying, “…conquer the world, one random act of kindness at a time.” And I just bawled.

You are so generous to people. You do things that you don’t HAVE to do, but you do them anyway.

Your work, your motivation, the way you invoke change - in the community and in your personal life. Who interns at the white house? Who does that? What normal guy who had a childhood so much like mine gets the balls to get up and strive for such things? And who’s ok with the fact that it didn’t work out? Who tries new things with total abandon, seemingly no fear, there’s always something else beyond that, right, something new to try? Who decides that they’re just gonna get up and leave everything they know and go to the opposite end of the country, the opposite end of their entire world, leaving their family, their friends? Who? You do. You did. And because you did, I know that I can too.

You inspire me to do great things.

That’s why.

Reblogged 11 hours ago from spikeschilde621

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Misha Collins, and why we love you, but much more eloquently than I would probably be able to put it, pretending to be a novelist see you next month, nanowrimo queue,

weepingdemon:

I fixed my folders

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accurate, i approve, but i dont ship destiel so maybe i'd change it to 'friend' instead, supernatural, pretending to be a novelist see you next month, nanowrimo queue,

weepformanetheren:

I really feel like Tumblr does stuff like this on purpose so we all complain about it together and build a sense of community.

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Anonymous asked:

Greeting. I seek help, fellow mate. Can you please explain to me the connection between Loki and horses? I am completely off the map on this.

theneverendingdrums:

~STORY TIME~

Okay, so the Æsir and the Vanir had just had this huge war, and so the wall around Asgard was all broken and crumbling and ruined, they really needed a new one. Luckily, a mason came along and offered to build them a new, even better, wall. He said that he’d need about a year and a half to get it all finished, which is fair enough. So the gods asked him what payment he was asking for in return for this, and the mason was like “oh nothing big, y’know, just the moon, the sun, and freyja.” and the gods are all like “haha NO omg why would we ever agree to that, fuck off”

Loki then steps in like “NO MAN WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA” and odin’s like “oh god not another one loki, your ideas are the wORST” and loki’s like “HEAR ME OUT OKAY”

So Loki basically put the idea to odin that they agree to this guy’s payment, but they only give him 6 months to do the entire wall, and he can’t get help from anyone. If he finishes under those terms, then he’ll get the Moon, the Sun, and Freyja. If not, he gets nothing. At first odin’s like “omg nO WE ARE NOT GIVING HIM THOSE THINGS LOKI” and loki’s like “yes but he’s not gOING to finish it in six months is he, so this means that he’ll do maybe half of it or something in six months, and then we won’t have to pay him, but then we’ve got half a wall built for free” and odin’s like “shit bro that’s actually a fucking good idea omg LET’S DO IT”

so they talk to the mason again, and Odin tells him the terms of the agreement, and the mason’s like “well can i at least have my horses svaðilfari to help me?” and odin’s like “okay sure i don’t see why not” and the mason sets to work.

Problem is, once the mason starts working, the gods quickly notice that Svaðilfari can haul huge amounts of rock, and therefore the mason is working much faster than they expected. They at first brush it off, because still, there’s nowayhe could finish in just 6 months, but as weeks and months past they begin to get more and more worried. By the time the 6 months are nearly over, when there are just 3 nights left, the mason has only the gate left to build, which he can easily do in that time, with the help of his horse.

The gods freak out, and odin gets really pissed off and does what ALL the gods ALWAYS seem to do, which is that he goes and yells at loki and blames him. he grabs loki and he’s all like “YOU FUCKING LITTLE BASTARD THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU GOT US INTO THIS FUCKING SITUATION YOU TOTAL ASSHOLE” and loki’s like “omg cALM DOWN i just put the suggestion forward you all agreed to it and thought it was a good idea this isn’t my fault??” and odin’s like “IT’S DEFINITELY YOUR FAULT, YOU FUCKING FIX THIS RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU OKAY, I WILL RIP YOUR DICK OFF AND THROW IN IN A FUCKING CANAL IF YOU DON’T FIX THIS” and loki’s like “OKAY OKAY CALM DOWN I FIX IT I SWEAR I’LL FIX IT”

so then the next night all the gods are still anxiously looking out and watching this mason start on building the gate, and then this mare appears from out of the trees, and she’s all prancing about and neighing and being sexy i guess?? and svaðilfari is like “I WOULD TOTALLY TAP THAT” and the mason is like “can you keep your dick under control for like three fucking nights please we have sRS BSNS to attend to here” and svaðilfari’s like “NOPE LOL” and runs off into the forest with this mare and the mason’s just left standing there on his own like “WELL BUGGER ALL THIS FOR A LARKE”

so then the mason tries to finish building on his own, but he can’t, so then after the three last nights, when the 6 months are finally up, the gods are all like “too bad so sad bYE THEN” and the mason gets really fucking angry and accidentally reveals himself to be a Jötunn in disguise and Thor’s all like “YOU FUCKER” and goes all THOR SMASH with his hammer and kills the mason, and they’re all like YAY and then they just sort of look around like “oh wait hang on where’s loki” and no-one knows and they’re all like ‘….hmm.’

so then Loki gets back to Asgard after a few months, with this little eight-legged colt trotting along after him, and Odin greets him when he returns, and he sees the bby horse and he’s like “AAAAAWWWHHH IT’S SO CUTE AWWWHHH PRECIOUS LITTLE DARLING THING” and loki’s like “y’know what mate, you can have that. honestly, keep it.” and Odin’s like “OMG THANK YOU AAWH IT’S SO CUTE BLESS ITS LITTLE HEART” and Loki’s like “yep, he’s called Sleipnir. He’ll be the fastest horse in existence when he grows up, so enjoy.” and then, in the words of a book i have on norse myths, “Odin thanked Loki a second time and looked at the Sly One very thoughtfully.”

Found this in the Norse Mythology tag. Was sad that I couldn’t reblog it because I like the storytelling ;) It was very funny to read. So, I did this. First time trying to do such a thing, I hope it worked out well and that I’m not stepping on any toes…

Posted 13 hours ago

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Tales from the Norse Legends audiobook

umakoo:

The tales of the Norse gods, of the giants, demons, trolls and dwarves, still have the power to fascinate more than a thousand years after they were first told. Here are the stories of the one-eyed god Odin, the all-seeing, who from his throne in Asgard the home of the gods, has to prepare for Ragnarok, the final conflict between good and evil. There are tales too of Tyr the god of war, of the cunning Loki, of Thor the mighty thunder god and a host of others. These retellings of the old tales are given extra dramatic perspective by the music of Mahler, Grieg, Smetana. They come to life as never before.

The Creation of the Universe

The Creation of the World

Day and Night and Sun and Moon

The Golden Age of Asgard

The Gods of Asgard

Yggdrasil & the Three Norns

The Apples of Idun

How Tyr Lost His Hand

How Thor Got His Hammer

Thor in the Hall of the Giants

The Death of BaldurThe Twilight of the Gods

Download here

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FanFiction.Net is purging explicit stories

cherry619:

homoerotics:

wtffanfiction:

fuckyeahjohnlockfanfic:

atlinmerrick:

If you publish explicit writring on FF.net—go over there and save your stories and comments. Now.

Yes, they’re purging. Two of mine with explicit words in the title or description were deleted without warning three days ago. Rumor has it they’ll now begin deleting if they deem the content of the story explicit.

Go save your stories and comments. Tumblr will be waiting when you get back.

A head’s up to all our writers out there. Don’t know the all the details but it’s better to be safe than sorry!

Reblogging for those that this may apply to. As the person above me said, it’s better to be safe than sorry.

they deleted about five M-rated stories of mine two years ago and I just gave up and ragequit FF.net then and there. I have them hosted on LJ, but I lost all the reviews, which bummed me out. heads up to anyone who still uses it.

They deleted one of mine and all I had was the word ‘shit’ in the summary. They delete without WARNING then they out a ban on you posting anything for 3 days. Save ANY stories you think has explicit content in the title or summary. Check your ratings too because they ‘claim’ that’s why they are deleting these stories because of miss-rating them.